You were joking about the whole please and thank you thing, right? Mea…

Ilona Andrews
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You were joking about the whole please and thank you thing, right? Meant every word. A little light danced in his eyes and he very deliberately said, Baby. No. He laughed. You should see your face right now. Don't call me that. Would you prefer 'darling'? Or maybe 'cupcake'? He winked. ✨ Ilona Andrews (2008). Magic Burns, p.182, Penguin
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