Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always…

Ilona Andrews
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Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always pin it through the nuts. ✨ Ilona Andrews (2008). Magic Burns, p.45, Penguin
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Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always pin it through the nuts. ✨ Ilona Andrews (2008). Magic Burns, p.45, Penguin

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