I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in thi…

Stephen Colbert
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I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely. ✨ Twitter post from Jun 29, 2012
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