I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into…

P. J. O'Rourke
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I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.
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Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2010). Driving Like Crazy: Thirty Years of Vehicular Hell-Bending, Celebrating America … ▶
There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2007). Parliament of Wh … ▶
There is no virtue in compulsory government charity, and there is no virtue in advocating it. A politician who portrays himself as caring and sensitive because he wants to expand the government's cha … ▶
America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
I read good. I was an English major. ✨ P.J. O'Rourke Takes On 'The Wealth of Nations'. Interview with Neal Conan, www.npr.org. January 8, 2007.

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