I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us …

Paula Poundstone
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I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. ✨ Thanksgiving Is Not Just for Leftovers by Paula Poundstone, November 26, 2008.
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I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. ✨ Thanksgiving Is Not Just for Leftovers by Paula Poundstone, November 26, 2008.

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