I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere …

Paula Poundstone
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I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. ✨ Thanksgiving Is Not Just for Leftovers by Paula Poundstone, November 26, 2008.
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I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. ✨ Thanksgiving Is Not Just for Leftovers by Paula Poundstone, November 26, 2008.

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