I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, th…

Paula Poundstone
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I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled. ✨ Thanksgiving Is Not Just for Leftovers by Paula Poundstone, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 26, 2008.
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