Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American w…

Dave Barry
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Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. ✨ Dave Barry (2012). The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry, p.40, Andrews McMeel Publishing
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