New rule: If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call th…

Bill Maher
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New rule: If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend, that's one of those services that goes along with paying in. I'll use the fire department I pay for. You can pray for rain. ✨ Real Time with Bill Maher, February 17, 2006.
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New rule: If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend, that's one of those services that goes along with paying in. I'll use the fire department I pay for. You can pray for rain. ✨ Real Time with Bill Maher, February 17, 2006.

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