If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevu…

Bill Maher
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If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too. ✨ Larry King Live, August 11, 2005.
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If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too. ✨ Larry King Live, August 11, 2005.

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