Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. ✨…

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Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2007). More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six, p.141, Macmillan
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