Bill HicksChildren are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.371Time
Bill HicksJesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded.371Sadness
Bill HicksOur next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.372Humanity
Bill HicksMummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.373Sadness
Bill HicksThe best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to… ▶352HumanityHumorThought
Bill HicksI'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic. ✨ Personal Quotes/ Biography. www.imdb.com.… ▶363Truth
Bill HicksLife is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ✨ Bill Hicks: Sane Man. Documentary, Comedy, 1989.341HumorLife
Bill HicksThey proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet. ✨ D… ▶363Life
Bill HicksHow come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're Bubba!' 'Ah'm Bu… ▶374HumanityThought
Bill HicksDo I have a message? Yes, I do. Here's my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride ... ✨ Love All the People.341HumanityLove
Bill HicksThe eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. ✨ Love All the People.352HumanityLove
Bill HicksI get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.342Time
Bill HicksThe puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!375Politics
Bill HicksI don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.321Time
Bill HicksPot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they s… ▶343Reflection
Bill HicksSurgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.343LoveReading
Bill HicksMarijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?343PoliticsThought
Bill HicksI smoke to fill the potholes in my soul344Truth
Bill HicksJust one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.366Reflection
Bill HicksSometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to.311Time
Bill HicksPeople are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'322HumanityPhilosophy
Bill HicksIt has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.333Politics
Bill HicksI'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.344Time
Bill HicksI, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman...come in the guise of a comic...to heal perception by using...'jokes'.333Humor
Bill HicksI don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.333Truth
Bill HicksI'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.367Humor
Bill HicksBe yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.345Politics
Bill HicksI ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicki… ▶334Hope
Bill HicksOh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.301Truth
Bill HicksIf you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drugs we use. Except for pharmaceu… ▶323HumanityLife
