Take it from me, there's nothing like a job well done, except the quie…

Stephen Colbert
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Take it from me, there's nothing like a job well done, except the quiet enveloping darkness at the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam after a job done any way at all. ✨ TV Series The Colbert Report (Season 3, 2007), 2005–2015.
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