I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us…

Stephen Colbert
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I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens. ✨ Stephen Colbert for U.S. Senate! (Seriously) by Dean Obeidallah, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 12, 2012.
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I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens. ✨ Stephen Colbert for U.S. Senate! (Seriously) by Dean Obeidallah, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 12, 2012.

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