The entire future of marriage rests with Justice Anthony Kennedy, the …

Stephen Colbert
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The entire future of marriage rests with Justice Anthony Kennedy, the man who declared in Citizens United that corporations are people with constitutional rights. I just hope he doesn't do anything rash, like declare that homosexuals are people with constitutional rights. ✨ Colbert Takes On DOMA Supreme Court Decision, Chief Justice Roberts’ Gay Cousin. www.huffingtonpost.com. March 29, 2013.
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