I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a pr…

Stephen Colbert
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I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am? ✨ Vanity Fair interview, www.vanityfair.com. June 19, 2007.
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I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am? ✨ Vanity Fair interview, www.vanityfair.com. June 19, 2007.

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