My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton adm…

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My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again. ✨ Twitter post from Nov 14, 2012
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My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again. ✨ Twitter post from Nov 14, 2012

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