Despite my best efforts, I'm not quite perfect. Let's just say I'm lik…

Jen Lancaster
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Despite my best efforts, I'm not quite perfect. Let's just say I'm like one of those Hopi blankets where they leave a tiny flaw so as to not affront the Lord. ✨ Jen Lancaster (2006). Bitter is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office, p.17, Penguin
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