Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. ✨ David Sedaris …

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Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. ✨ David Sedaris (1998). The Santaland Diaries ; And, Season's Greetings, p.17, Dramatists Play Service Inc
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Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. ✨ David Sedaris (1998). The Santaland Diaries ; And, Season's Greetings, p.17, Dramatists Play Service Inc

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