You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of…

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You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: No, I'm a person. You can't fix my underpants on the subway. ✨ Tina Fey Reveals All (And Then Some) In 'Bossypants'. Fresh Air with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. April 13, 2011.
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