Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch. ✨ George…

George Carlin
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Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch. ✨ George Carlin (2015). 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, p.211, Hachette UK
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People who ask Can I ask you a question? Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes. ✨ George Carlin (1998). Brain Droppings, Hyperion
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job … ▶
Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky. ✨ You Are All Diseased. Documentary, Comedy, 1999.
Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help. ✨ George Carlin (2002). Napalm & Silly Putty, Hyperion

Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch. ✨ George Carlin (2015). 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, p.211, Hachette UK

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