The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, s…

George Carlin
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes. www.imdb.com.
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes. www.imdb.com.

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