Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no page…

George Carlin
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Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to pare compare clothing. ✨ George Carlin (2002). Napalm & Silly Putty, Hyperion
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Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to pare compare clothing. ✨ George Carlin (2002). Napalm & Silly Putty, Hyperion

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