Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass. ✨ Kevi…

Kevin Hearne
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Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2014). The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted, p.121, Del Rey
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Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2014). The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted, p.121, Del Rey

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