When in doubt, blame the dark elves. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2014). The Iron D…

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When in doubt, blame the dark elves. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2014). The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted, p.606, Del Rey
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Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2014). The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted, p.711, Del Rey
Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2011). Hounded (with two bonus short stories): T … ▶
Turns out that once you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special godslayer term life policies. Charlatan's with godproof armor and extraplanar safe houses fo … ▶
Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2012). Trapped: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Five, p.162, De … ▶
There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a badass in the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, but the price he had to pay was The Matrix Revolutions. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2012). Tricked: The Iron … ▶

When in doubt, blame the dark elves. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2014). The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted, p.606, Del Rey

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