Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, barte…

P. J. O'Rourke
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Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please. ✨ P.J. O'Rourke (2012). Holidays in Hell, p.188, Atlantic Books Ltd
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Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please. ✨ P.J. O'Rourke (2012). Holidays in Hell, p.188, Atlantic Books Ltd

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