Taxi drivers all over the world, by the way, are under Newspaper Guild…

P. J. O'Rourke
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Taxi drivers all over the world, by the way, are under Newspaper Guild contract to give easy quotes to foreign correspondents. ✨ P.J. O'Rourke (2012). Holidays in Hell, p.61, Atlantic Books Ltd
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