You don't despair about something like the Middle East, you just do th…

P. J. O'Rourke
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You don't despair about something like the Middle East, you just do the best you can.
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Neither conservatives nor humorists believe man is good. But left-wingers do. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2016). Republican Party Reptile: The Confessions, Adventures, Essays and (Other) Outrages of . . ., p.7 … ▶
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Journalists aren't supposed to praise things. It's a violation of work rules almost as serious as buying drinks with our own money or absolving the CIA of something. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2007). Give War … ▶
You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you can't do on a squash court and shouldn't do in a swimming pool. ✨ P.J. O'Rourke (2015). … ▶
All lies are told with a straight face. It is truth that's said with a dismissive giggle. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2007). Give War a Chance: Eyewitness Accounts of Mankind's Struggle Against Tyranny, Injust … ▶

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