Jennifer CrusieEverybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.372Love
Jennifer CrusieIf you haven't failed, you're not trying hard enough. ✨ Jennifer Crusie (2010). Trust Me on This, p.53, Bantam351Life
Jennifer CrusieOnce you know the truth, it's always obvious ✨ Jennifer Crusie (2011). Faking It, p.301, Macmillan362Truth
Jennifer CrusieIt's a good thing he broke up with you because now you're free for when the right man finds you. Your prince is on his way. Right. I'm sure he was on his way but a truck hit him. … ▶331Love
Jennifer CrusieThis is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously— “Yes,” Roger said. “She's the one. ✨ Jennifer Crusie (2006… ▶376Death
Jennifer CrusieShe slid out from under his arm, and picked up his shirt from the floor. When she put it on, it failed to meet in the middle over her chest. that always worked in the movies, she … ▶332Thought
Jennifer CrusieWhat i'm trying to tell you, Min said, is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in my genes. Like self raising flour. i'm going to pouf. thats going … ▶354Death
Jennifer Crusieno more pep talks about believing in toads, Liza said. Don't they turn into princeses when you kiss them? Bonnie said. Thats frogs, Liza Said. Entirely different species. ✨ … ▶354Reflection
Jennifer CrusieThe measuring and mixing always smoothed out her thinking processes - nothing was as calming as creaming butter - and when the kitchen was warm from the oven overheating and the s… ▶344Thought
Jennifer CrusieBe sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour. ✨ Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer (2010). Wild Ride, p.187, Ma… ▶377Time
Jennifer CrusieI like my afterglow with you in motion. I measure time by how your body sways. ✨ Jennifer Crusie (2011). Fast Women, p.270, Macmillan366Time
Jennifer CrusieIf you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Gwen Goodnight ✨ Jennifer Crusie (2011). Faking It, p.17, Macmillan311Reflection
Jennifer CrusieI'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you. ✨ Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer (2008). Agnes and the Hitman, p.194, Macmillan333Philosophy
Jennifer CrusieReally, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat. ✨ Jennifer Crusie (2011). Faking It, p.420, Macmillan379Hope
Jennifer CrusieMy studies have shown that the process of falling into mature love happens in four steps. When you meet a woman, you subconsciously look for cues that she's the kind os person you… ▶335DeathLoveSadness
Jennifer CrusieValues aren't buses... They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are.346Philosophy
Jennifer CrusieWhen Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work. ✨ Jennifer Crusie (2011). Faking It, p.133, Macmillan<… ▶324Thought
Jennifer CrusiePart of being a writer is defending your vision and not caving in to outside pressures.358Humor
Jennifer CrusieI adored you,” North said. “I just didn’t tell you. You were the most amazing thing that had ever happened to me. Nothing else like you in my world before or since. I was crazy ab… ▶347DeathThoughtTime
Jennifer CrusieLook, I'm not ready for you, Min said. I'm not prepared. I don't have any defenses when you're around. I make these plans and I mean it, I really do, and then I kiss you because I… ▶325LoveReading
Jennifer CrusieWonder of wonders, the box had Elvis. Immediately the bar seemed a better place. She fed in coins and then punched the keys for Hound Dog. Too bad Elvis had never recorded one cal… ▶292Humanity
Jennifer CrusieNorth is a powerful man, and you're still connected to him. Flo frowned. Probably sexual memory, those Capricorns are insatiable. Well, you know. Sea Goat. And of course, you're a… ▶3710DeathPolitics
Jennifer CrusieCan we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and I don't think we can come back from that. ✨ Jenn… ▶303Thought
Jennifer CrusieIf you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.271Humanity
Jennifer CrusieEvery species has a dinner date as part of courting ritual. A woman who won't let you pay for dinner is rejecting your courtship. She may think she's playing fair, or that she's b… ▶315Thought
Jennifer CrusieYou got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner. ✨ Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer (2008). Agnes and the Hitman, p.88, Macmillan326Thought
Jennifer CrusieSay, ‘Thank you, Phin.’ ” “Oh, please.” “Say, Thank youvery much, Phin. ” “I don’t think so.” “Say, ‘You are a great lover, Phin.’ ” “I’m out of here. ✨ Jennifer Crusie (200… ▶261LoveThought
Jennifer CrusieSophie held the [hand]cuffs higher, hopint to instill some sense of shame, if not in him, then at least in herself. One look at him and she wanted him again. I found them in the b… ▶349Life
Jennifer CrusieNobody in my life has ever known me the way you do. Nobody in my life has ever made me feel as good as you do. You know me, you know everything about me, and when you leave me, yo… ▶273Life
Jennifer CrusieIn the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home. ✨ Jennifer Crusie (2007). Manhunting, p.188, HQN… ▶317Reading
