I don't like the new president who hunts muslim extremists, I like the…

Stephen Colbert
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I don't like the new president who hunts muslim extremists, I like the old president who is a muslim extremist.
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I don't like the new president who hunts muslim extremists, I like the old president who is a muslim extremist.

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