I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and…

Stephen Colbert
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I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it. ✨ I Am America (And So Can You!). Book by Stephen Colbert, 2007.
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