I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead. ✨…

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I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2007). More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six, p.164, Macmillan
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I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2007). More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six, p.164, Macmillan

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