To spend your days in the company of naked men

David Sedaris
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To spend your days in the company of naked men - that was the life for me. 'Turn a bit to the left, Jean-Claude. I long to capture the playful quality of your buttocks. ✨ David Sedaris (2000). Me talk pretty one day
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