I find it ridiculous to assign a gender to an inanimate object incapab…

David Sedaris
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I find it ridiculous to assign a gender to an inanimate object incapable of disrobing and making an occasional fool of itself. ✨ David Sedaris (2000). Me talk pretty one day
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