If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the …

David Sedaris
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If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm? ✨ Author, Author? by David Sedaris, www.newyorker.com. March 30, 2009.
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If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm? ✨ Author, Author? by David Sedaris, www.newyorker.com. March 30, 2009.

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