Perhaps the little Negro girl was holding a concealed razor blade. May…

David Sedaris
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Perhaps the little Negro girl was holding a concealed razor blade. Maybe she was one of the troublemakers out for a fresh white scalp. ✨ David Sedaris (2010). Naked, p.65, Hachette UK
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