Abysmal vermin that I am, I couldn't of course tell her that it was he…

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Abysmal vermin that I am, I couldn't of course tell her that it was her incredible mother that I wanted to see again… I knew only as I drove through the cold, night autumn air that somewhere Freud, Sophocles and Eugene O’Neill were laughing. ✨ Woody Allen (2007). The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose, Random House Incorporated
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