In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians …

Dave Barry
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In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it Christmas and went to church; the Jews called it Hanukka and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say Merry Christmas! or Happy Hanukka! or (to the atheists) Look out for the wall! ✨ Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide by Dave Barry, www.davebarry.com.
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