The science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the Amer…

Dave Barry
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The science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the American school system, and for a good reason: Your teachers hate you. ✨ Dave Barry (2011). Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down, p.39, Ballantine Books
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The science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the American school system, and for a good reason: Your teachers hate you. ✨ Dave Barry (2011). Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down, p.39, Ballantine Books

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