Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Di…

Dave Barry
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Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need, p.57, Ballantine Books
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