The symphony orchestra had played poorly, so the conductor was in a ba…

George Carlin
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The symphony orchestra had played poorly, so the conductor was in a bad mood. That night he beat his wife--because the music hadn't been beautiful enough. ✨ George Carlin (1998). Brain Droppings, Hyperion
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