Laura KightlingerI used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.363Thought
Laura KightlingerI have to find work wherever it might be hiding.358Hope
Laura KightlingerI'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.3710Reflection
Laura KightlingerI love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.318LoveTime
Laura KightlingerI slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and then I don't know what happened. I just couldn't do it anymore. I mean, sleeping with the… ▶263Humor
Laura KightlingerI always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.3310Love
Laura KightlingerI can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.319DeathThought
Laura KightlingerI mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!232Hope
Laura KightlingerIt goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yours… ▶211LoveThought
Laura KightlingerI have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?229Thought
Laura KightlingerAnything can happen with a razor.136Reading
