You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's t…

Janet Evanovich
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You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula) ✨ Janet Evanovich (2009). Finger Lickin' Fifteen, p.232, Macmillan
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You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula) ✨ Janet Evanovich (2009). Finger Lickin' Fifteen, p.232, Macmillan

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