Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after…

Ilona Andrews
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Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned. ✨ Ilona Andrews (2013). Magic Rises: A Kate Daniels Novel, p.27, Penguin
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Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned. ✨ Ilona Andrews (2013). Magic Rises: A Kate Daniels Novel, p.27, Penguin

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