Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elme…

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Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd. ✨ Dave Barry (2009). Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus, p.88, Ballantine Books
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Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd. ✨ Dave Barry (2009). Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus, p.88, Ballantine Books

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