Chris RockYou can't be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips.371Reading
Chris RockYou cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense372Hope
Chris RockGas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.372Reading
Chris RockIn the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If yo… ▶351Reflection
Chris RockI'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes. www.imdb.com.351Humor
Chris RockAnyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.352Thought
Chris RockI'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking. ✨ Busy Chris Rock Is Just Itching for Dirty Work. Interview with Dave… ▶363HumorTime
Chris RockYou got a gun, you don't have to work out. ✨ The Rachel Maddow Show, www.msnbc.com. January 11, 2011.375Life
Chris RockFunny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.353Humor
Chris RockKaraoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.375HumanityHumorThought
Chris RockA black Christian is like a black person with no memory. ✨ 8 Black Celebrities Who Don’t Believe In Jesus, atlantablackstar.com. August 29, 2013.343Truth
Chris RockWe treat racism in this country like it's a style that America went through. Like flared legs and lava lamps. Oh, that crazy thing we did. We were hanging black people. We treat i… ▶321Humanity
Chris RockMen do not settle down. Men surrender.311Reading
Chris RockWhenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up. ✨ Chris Rock: Never Scared. Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.co… ▶377Humor
Chris RockRight now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.322Time
Chris RockI live way below my means.344Life
Chris RockAfter I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.377Death
Chris RockNow that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.322Love
Chris RockA black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.378Politics
Chris RockHappy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks. ✨ Twitter post from Jul 04, 2012334Humanity
Chris RockDude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie. ✨ Interview with Scott Raab, www.esquire.com. February 16, 2… ▶378Politics
Chris RockSchool shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.323Time
Chris RockI say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.323Politics
Chris RockWealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.291Reading
Chris RockWhy do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head.346HumanityThought
Chris RockYou know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're pr… ▶368HumanityLifeLove
Chris RockI do what I can do when I can do it.368Death
Chris RockThe key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.313Thought
Chris RockI can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.335Reading
Chris RockA white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.302Life
