Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a …

Chris Rock
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Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up. ✨ Chris Rock: Never Scared. Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2004.
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Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up. ✨ Chris Rock: Never Scared. Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2004.

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