You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by …

Chris Rock
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You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years. ✨ I Think I Love My Wife. www.imdb.com. 2007.
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