Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earn…

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Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent? ✨ Dave Barry (2009). Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus, p.88, Ballantine Books
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Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent? ✨ Dave Barry (2009). Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus, p.88, Ballantine Books

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