Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts…

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Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. ✨ Dave Barry (2012). The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry, p.35, Andrews McMeel Publishing
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